I was in the office for maybe a minute and when I came out there was dirt all over the floor. The kids were digging in my bird of paradise plant. I threatened and swept.
Then Finn threw more dirt on the floor. I removed him and swept.
I turned around and Finn threw more dirt on the floor. I removed and swept.
In the time it took me to wash my hands, Finn dumped his bowl of popcorn, peed all over them on the floor and then ate some of the popcorn.
I have no idea how people with small children have clean houses.