Maeve's Parenting Guide

At bedtime tonight, Maeve was reading us a parenting book she found on the floor. She covered very important topics like hitting, boxing people down, jumping over people and running into people. Basically, if you do anything of those things, you might be sent to your room for the day, taken to the doctor or taken to the hospital. 

The funniest part is that while she was preaching all of the dangers of things she does daily, Finnegan was slamming his body into hers and saying "oops, sorry". She finally interrupted his rough housing and calmly explained that if he continued to run into her or jump over her that he would fall off the bed and end up in the hospital.