We spotted this huge, dead turtle in the pond by our house so, naturally, we shoved it into a bucket and lugged it home. And by "we" I mean my friend. My job was to watch all of our kids while she ran to get the bucket and a pair of gloves.
A hunting friend came over one morning to gut the dead turtle. The turtle's head is on a stick by our backyard and the shell is covered in salt and drying out in an unused dog house.