Tampons, Glorious Tampons

I recently helped Maeve clean off and organize her desk. She had a huge cup full of tampons that she had been saving for a tampon party. Our conversation went something like this:

"Maeve, what do you want to do with these tampons? Are you ready to throw them away?"

"NO! I want to use them to decorate the house!"

"Tampons usually make people uncomfortable if they are hanging from the walls."

"Can we hang them from the ceiling?"

"No, but you can certainly hang them from the shelf by your work station."

And so she did. The ninth one from the right is her favorite because it's not poofed out like the other ones and it came out of a plastic telescope. I guess she's a Playtex kinda girl.